Ive learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them & hope they panic and give in...

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes!

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, & it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it...

I've learned that you can get by on charm for 15 minutes.
After that you'd better have a big will or huge boobs!

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yoursef to others - they are more screwed up than you think!

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished...

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we're celebrities...

I've learned that regardless of how hot & steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, & there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon & all the less important ones never go away...